
She bit into a permanent marker and as we chased her she
sprayed black ink all over our new carpet and new couch. She dug up and hid
poisonous daffodil bulbs all over the backyard requiring me to chase her at
least once a day at nine months pregnant. She ate an entire roll of adhesive
tape and ran in circles for hours, high off of the glue.
She once jumped out of a moving car and unsuccessfully tried
to swim out to attack dolphins at the beach. She clumsily bolted through
screened in porches, broke our blinds, and destroyed countless stuffed animals
who threatened to harm her baby humans. She was every viral dog video rolled up
in one body.
In spite of having AKC Champion blood, she also had every
embarrassing dog problem in the books: chronic anal gland leakage, incontinence,
chronic ear infections, extreme food allergies, prolapsed eye lid, ear
hematoma, excessive plaque, and dog acne. This earned her the nickname Molly
MoneyPit. Some might say that we got a lemon. But she was so much more.
She faithfully greeted me at the door of six different homes
in five states.

She was faithful to me, when no one else was. I learned that friendships come and go, but the love of a dog is steadfast. Other than food, water, and lots and lots of medical care, she never had any expectations of me and she loved me without condition. In that way, she taught me to be a better friend, mother, and wife.
She was so much more than “just a dog.” She was a true gift
and I’m honored to have shared almost thirteen years of my life with her.